FEMININOMENON Crystal Soap | Genuine Obsidian

Brat girl summer may be over but the Brat movement is just beginning.

The Femininomenon soap is finally here! This soap packs a serious punch against harmful policies and celebrates the Bold, Real, Audacious, and Trendsetting woman who inspires us.

With reproductive rights, LGBTQ+ rights, basic life necessities, and so so much more at stake, we can't afford to sit on the sidelines. That's why, for every Femininomenon soap sold, a portion of proceeds will be donated to When We All Vote — an organization that empowers and encourages voters to make their voices heard.

That's why we're proud to support When We All Vote, a non-partisan organization that's making a real difference in the fight for our rights. Founded by Michelle Obama, When We All Vote is dedicated to increasing voter participation and closing the race and age voting gap. They work with individuals, brands, and organizations to register new voters, provide civic education, and hold elected officials accountable.

Every bar features a black obsidian crystal — the ultimate negative energy bouncer. It’s like a sly, soapy middle finger to the harmful policies (Project 2025 anyone?) that you-know-who might pull if he weasels his way back into office. The glow-in-the-dark magic is a neon-bright beacon for the woman-led revolution we need. It's time to soap up and show the world what we're made of. BRAT, but make it a revolution. Register, vote, and lather up with some political power.

This soap smells like joy, hope, resistance, and riot… but also ripe mango, juicy lemons, and red raspberries.

Crafted by hand with a whole lotta love (and a little moon magic), our soaps are made using the traditional cold process method. We load them up with organic oils and butters to nourish your skin, and charge the water under the Full Moon for an extra sprinkle of cosmic goodness. Each bar is cured for at least 4 weeks, so they'll last longer than your average soap — because you deserve the best. Learn about soap curing and why it's important here.

What do you do with your crystals once you’ve finished your soap? Read here!

Not sure how to use crystals after you’ve finished your soap? Read here!

Specifics

As bars are hand-cut, expect slight variations in weight, with each bar weighing approximately 4.4-4.9 oz. Keep your handcrafted soap lasting longer by allowing it to dry between uses. Activate the glow-in-the-dark colors by holding under a bright light for a few moments.

We love sharing the world of crystals with you, but it's important to keep in mind that the info we share about crystal meanings is meant for learning and fun, not as a substitute for professional medical advice. If you have serious health concerns, always consult a healthcare professional and use your noggin to make informed decisions.

Please note that color and design may vary slightly between batches due to our use of natural ingredients and the handcrafted nature. Colors may also fade over time, but these variations do not affect the quality or effectiveness of our soap.

Soap Care

Our handcrafted soaps are naturally rich in glycerin, a humectant that attracts water to your skin. While that's wonderful for your body, it does require a little extra care of your soap.

Keep your soap happy and long lasting by letting it dry on a draining soap dish and storing it in a cozy, dry spot when not in use.

Ethics

All soaps are palm-free, as palm oil production has led to environmental degradation, deforestation, and habitat loss for wildlife. 

All products are handcrafted in small batches, sourced locally when possible, and working with trusted, reputable suppliers. Organic oils and butters are always chosen for highest quality and Fair Trade whenever available.

Ingredients

Saponified oils and butters of olive, coconut*, mango, shea*, avocado, hemp seed, castor seed; fragrance oils, sodium lactate, activated charcoal, neon pigment (polyurethane-11, chromium oxide green)†, glow-in-the-dark pigment (zinc sulfide)†, biodegradable glitter (cellulose based), black obsidian.